Cupboard's Cabaret March 20th

Mar 20, 2026, 8:30 PM - 9:00 PM EDT

Dearest furniture enthusiasts, it's March, and there is magic in the air. On March 20th, prepare your eyes, mind, body, and spirit for a night of profoundly absurd tomfoolery.

This cabaret will have everything: the ghost of Jackie Kennedy, magic, the Brown Sister Twins, a suspicious number of references to the dust bowl, deja vu, and god only knows what else. If you've ever wondered what the future has in store for you, let this show put all your questions to rest.

Tickets are making friends with the wild horses on Chincoteague Island and galloping away faster than you can say "Potomac river sewage clean-up", so get them while they're HOT!

March 20th, 7:30-9:00pm, doors at 7. $17/ $12 with early bird discount until March 13th. (Additional discount if you buy 5 or more tickets at one time!)

Ticket types

General Admission

$17

Ends Mar 20, 2026, 10:30 PM EDT

Cupboard's Early Bird

$17

$12

10 remaining

Ends Mar 13, 2026, 5:30 PM EDT